Commands

Naldo wrote dozens of commands to represent the mental aspects of user hacking. They are formatted like the commands one uses on the unix/linux command line. As time permits, I will post all of them.

bite – issue sound bite

ca – cover butt

doc – pretend to document

dp – do something for show

etc – estimate time to completion

gmw – gray matter wormhole

gro – generalized regular observation

hum – respond with humor

int – internal staus report

jarg – jargon gambit

kwg – kill wild goose

peg – produce enhanced generalization

rhet – rhetorical question

shsh – shoot bull

(more to come)


Also check out these other sources of spoofed comands and gripes:BOFH man pages, Recovering Sysadmins

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